cloa

“ My brother scuba-dives, he goes: “Oh, you know what you do if the shark’s bothering you?” Bothering? You need to look in the dictionary, pal! It really bothers when he shears my leg off to the hip. I find it very bothersome to get back to shore with my torso snapped in half. He said: “What you do is to let the shark get up to you and then punch him in the face!” Yeah, now when that doesn’t work you poke him in the eye with your stump. Punch a shark! What if he wasn’t even gonna attack you? What if he’s just curious, he’s swimming by and you: Pow pow pow! “Ehi! What the fuck?! What d’you do that for?” “I thought you were gonna attack me!” “I’m going to now. I was gonna let you go, bu the other sharks are watching, it doesn’t look good now! ”